Jesus and Satan were having an argument about who was better on his Computer. They had been going at it for days, and God has tired of hearing all the bickering. Finally, God said, “Cool it. I am going to set up a test which will take two hours and I will judge who does the better jobs.”
So Satan and Jesus sat down at the key boards and type away. They moused. They did spreadsheets. They wrote reports. They sent faxes. They sent email. They sent out with attachments. They downloaded. They did some genealogy reports. They made cards. They was up, lighting suddenly flash across the sky, thunder rolled, the rain poured and the electricity went off. Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed out every curse word known in the underworld. JESUS just sighed. The electricity finally flickered back on, and the two restarted their computers. Satan started searching frantically, screaming “it’s gone! It’s all gone! I lost everything when the power went out! Meanwhile, JESUS quietly started printing out of all his files from the past two hours. Satan observed this and became ever more irate.
“Wait! He cheated how did he do it?! God Shrugged and said, “JESUS SAVES.”
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